Thursday, May 7, 2015

Hats are soooo pedestrian

Edla.com is back!!! And what better way to celebrate than a pic of steak and eggs. Because if you aren't eating steak for breakfast you might as well eat cereal, yuck, what are you doing, getting ready for school, or currently sitting in a cubicle?
As the title suggests do not wear your hat inside. There is only 2 types of people allowed to do that: pedestrians, to whom do not know any better and the queen of England, because she is bald.
So before you order your meal, make sure your hat is off, or the waitress may spit in your food, and she will be justified; by giving you the equal respect that you gave her.