Saturday, July 13, 2013

Be The Conversation Piece

I was worried my black sox would ruin peoples time at the pool party, but then i realized i gave them something to talk about.
This thought was confirmed when i realized my friends were talking about my knowledge of sun-tanning theory. No, none of them went to schools in a sun state. Im pretty sure sun-tan theory is not a major at the UofMn.
If you ever worry how you are dressed, keep in mind you are an internet millionaire and come monday all the well dressed saps have to go to work.
Imagine if everyone at a pool party wore black sox, seriously imagine the scene for a second. That would be pretty cool, and definitely a facebook worthy post.
Caveat: if you have your kids with you, dont be an asshole, take off those sox.