Saturday, December 8, 2012

I Post to Keep on Going


I can’t think of anything to write about today. Well i’ve thought of a lot of little things, that amounted to nothing. It could be the small cold I have, or all the drinking i’ve done in attempts to get rid of it. If i’m going to waste any writing energy i have left it is going to be a PR release for my website, because like this blog, I like to send on out as often as possible, thank-you Fiverr. Damn it, that is what i wanted to write about, fiverr, ok, well that will be a future post. For today, i’m going to just give you a list of post titles i started, didn’t finish, and doubt i will ever get around to it.
Happy Hour Mixes Work and Pleasure and Keeps You Sane
Get Out of Your Text Plan Hole
Making Money on the Internet is Easy, Making a Lot of Money is Hard
ABC – Always Be Counting (The Benjamins)
Ones are for Poor People and the Homeless
If It is Worth Posting on Facebook, it is Worth the $7 to Promote it
Four Square is for People Who use Friendster
There is Always Another Day
Made-Up Holidays, Aren’t They All

Thursday, December 6, 2012

To HD or to Not HD that is Not a Question


Almost every time you purchase or rent, a movie or television show online, you are given the choice of HD or for a dollar less, watch it in SD.
Always purchase the HD version, it’s better, you know it’s better, it’s a no brainer. Don’t make it a brainer, or you are already losing money, more than a $1. How much is your time worth? divide it, was i right? Probably not, but hey, i have a consulting fee of $500 per hour.
I’ve never been hired, and don’t intend to be, I just want something to say, when a simple no thank you, won’t do.
Anything below five dollars that you want, should never be questioned, just buy it. One-day shipping on Amazon Prime, definitely.
Imagine, you are at Best Buy and at the register, the cashier offers you an upgrade to HD for free.
i don’t care what the product is, this is a metaphor Would you do it? Of course you would.
That same thought process should happen any time you find yourself in a HD/SD dilemma. You want it, take it. As the cost approaches
5/(your money) 1/∞, it is the same as free.
This is why I eat at McDonald’s. For me, everyday is sample day.


Tuesday, December 4, 2012

I Work for Google. Well Kind of, Sort of


I feel that I should write something before I get into the steps towards 1 percentism.
Google writes most website owners’ checks.
 Google takes a cut, and that is why they have so much money, but they take out all the work of selling your ad space which is easily worth the commission taken. If you are under 18, find a parent to sign-up, but did i really need to write that?
There is a plethora of information on the web about Google Adsense, so i’m not going to go into detail, but i will answer questions in the comments below
, because comments equal being liked, which is important to me.
My friend Andy say’s he likes it when people congratulate him for having ads on his site, people think, he must be doing really well. Anyone can put ads on their site! This is why we skipped step 2: getting traffic. Act like an Internet Millionaire before you actually are and you will be on your way to becoming one.
BTW, not having ads on your site is how you become an Internet Billionaire, but let’s stay realistic.


Monday, December 3, 2012

Facebook doesn't use Reply All. Why do you?


My first post on a series I call: facebook, why don’t you?
Reply All, has been a classic office problem for years. For example, your office secretary sends out a reminder about the holiday party this friday.
The secretary and you have an inside joke, so you reply back to her email, “How many drugs should I bring?” Unfortunately, you pressed Reply All. Sound familiar?
Solution: facebook messages.
Now i would like to cover mass texts. Recently, my friend told me a boring story about his new nephew. Apparently his brother-in-law sent out a mass text with a picture of the newborn, yuck. As if
Neal my friend thought it couldn’t get any worse, he then proceeded to receive Reply All responses
 back that were intended for just his brother-in-law. Of course, “How many drugs should I bring?” would have been an appropriate Reply All in this particular situation
, seriously how many kids are they planning on polluting the earth with?
Solution: facebook messages.
I have pre-written a Reply All that you can copy and past that applies to all situations:
Next time send the group message via facebook, putz!
It is important to put the putz at the end of the sentence, that way the sender reads your advice twice
, to figure out why you called him a putz.
I hope you learned something about reply all, facebook, and the many uses of
the cross out font drugs.